Greasy Grooming

Other appropriate titles for this post might be:

• Murphy's Law strikes again
• Gee, I'm not distracted
• I may not be cute today, but at least I'm clean and conditioned...
• When you want that fresh out of the shower look, just try leaving bathing products in place for the day
• I am final rinse-challenged

Now, instructions on how to substantiate these titles:

1. Wake up after a great night's sleep
2. Allow yourself plenty of time for a long hot shower
3. Shampoo AND leave in a deep conditioner for remainder of shower
4. Do all the sugar scrubs, shaving, etc (you get the idea) since you have time and you are waiting on said deep conditioner to deep condition :)
5. Rinse of very well
6. Wrap yourself in the thickest most luxurious towel you have and wrap hair up
7. Put on make-up
8. Reflect in mirror that your eye make-up REALLY looks good today
9. Lay out clothes
10. Make sure children are on task with getting ready within time frame
11. Wait until the last minute to dry your hair for that fresh shiny great hair day you KNOW you are going to have
12. Unwwrap towel from hair only to realize you forgot to rinse out that deep conditioner so NOW you have to get back in shower messing up eye make-up.

Comments

[Ozone Ferd]

blondes do have more fun *snicker...

[Tricia]

At least you realized it - I blew my hair dry one time and realized I had washed my hair with conditioner and wondered why it didn't loooook squeaky clean instead of that just blown around for 3 weeks greasy look :(

[sage]

Another Chana moment! You just needed a mouse to be nipping at your heels to make the morning complete...

[Bev]

Gah! I've done that too many times to count!