chinney-chin chin?
Sometimes I come running out of the bathroom and say to my 'beloved boyfriend', "You won't BELIEVE what just happened in there!"
Apparently, this is not something one should be hearing from their beloved girlfriend. I have since been told that there should be some level of decorum between us that doesn't involve all the daily nitty gritties and bodily functions. I just wanted to share everything and some things you just HAVE to tell. Thus, I guess maybe I should start blogging about these things instead? Okay, maybe not.
BUT, I do have this one thing that's gross that I will be sharing. I was scratching my chin one day and felt something foreign there and happened to look up in my car vanity mirror and saw a big black hair! AND it was ATTACHED! Horror of horrors! So, I found some tweezers and plucked that puppy! Was the grossest thing.
I am telling you this to tell you that this morning I saw that it had come BACK! What in the world do I have a random black course hair growing on my chin for? WHERE did it come from? Will there be others? Who knows the answers to these questions?
Yes, there are worse fates in life and I do consider myself blessed but now I am living the curse of walking around with tweezers on hand so at any given moment when Mr Black Whisker decides to pop his ugly head again I will be prepared. I wonder if they make cute tweezers that I can accessorize with in a shade of pink?
Also, speaking of tweezings... I was doing the eyebrow tweezing the other day and couldn't QUITE get this one elusive hair that kept not really wanting to be twoze (is that a word?) After careful squinting and lots of tweezer mishaps, I finally determined it wasn't a hair but a WRINKLE.
So, now on top of growing a beard I also have eye wrinkles disguising themselves as stray eyebrow hairs. Sigh....
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