Bunny Burrow

Tissue!!! Shhh---!!

The other night we all went to Whole Foods Market.  There was a lady there doing chair massages.  I have ALWAYS wanted to get one but there is always a long line and we are typically short on time. 

This time NObody was waiting and Scott had a long list of stuff to get so he said for me to go ahead.

I proceeded to sign up for a 10-minute chair massage and the lady did her little set-up routine of having me sit in the funky chair with my face peeking through a donut.

While she is getting ready Jace is skipping around and peeking under to see my face through the hole in the chair.  Jace comes and goes and even Shane comes over and says that Scott wants to know how much longer during the 'massage'. 

Well, I say 'massage' because I am not sure what to call it anymore.  She did this little shimmy down my right side and proceeded to pick up my right arm and hold it up, lower it down and hold it up again.  I kept on thinking this was going somewhere...

It was going somewhere, just not where I wanted it to.  She told me she 'sensed' alot of male presence coming from me.  Umm, DUH!  She had evidence of this so called 'male presence' the whole time.  So I let out a muffled "mm, hmmmm..." She then said she had a gift and that my 'tissues' were shouting things out to her. 

She said our bodies tell us so much more than we want them to say and while I believe in body language this wasn't reallly what I signed up for.  She went on to ask me several other obvious questions while she dipped my right hand around in the air.

I then worried about what my tissue was saying to her and then I knew exactly what it was screaming out to her.  My tissue wanted to ask was "WHERE is my backrub!?"

Surfin Addict

Yep, I've gone and done it! I joined Blogazoo for fun.

Check it out if you wanna, I am new so don't really have an opinon yet but it's always fun to find new sites! :)

Check it out, if only for the cute banners.

The gold star goes to...

whoever can guess what this particular group of objects have in common:

• A bag of Funyuns
• Mood ring
• Digital fever thermometer complete with it's little cover intact
• Watch
• Long plastic stick of beef jerky
• Small chewed up pencil
• Magnet
• The remnants of a pocket tissue package
• Package of gum
• $20 bill
• Several paperclips
• Dog chew toy
• Unrecognizable stickers and scraps of paper

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Did you guess it?

This is what I found in the dryer after doing all the laundry this weekend.  Sigh...

Me thinks me better start going through the pockets a little more thoroughly?

Also in other news, I couldn't stand my hair with those straight bangs anymore so I went to another hairdresser and she gave me 'swoopy' bangs and highlights.  I think I like it but she gave me kind of a Farah hair-do when she styled it.  I can style it other ways but it is very different from what I typically do.

Here's a gander:

Also, I used VENOM lip gloss this weekend.  Do my lips look bee-stung??  Maybe I should have puckered a little more. ;)  And, NO, hopefully this hasn't turned into a hair blog.

WARNING

I swiped this from BusyMom and you can join the fun here, but PULEASE hand over the sweets before anyone gets hurt.

ACKKKK

If it's not bad enough that Scott has a nasty cold and has tissue stuffed up both of his nostrils, everytime he goes to sip his glass of water the tissue that's hanging down (out of his nose) dips into the water and he keeps on drinking it!

Who sent you?

Hi, Michele sent me.  Wait!  That's your line! 

Hello, friends of Michele! ;)

Just for the red carpet occasion I have dolled my precious self all up in pink!

Woohoo!!! Look at me go!  Now then, take off your shoes and stay awhile! Let me get you some sweet tea w/ lemon while you hop around and try on some bunny ears.

I hope you enjoy your stay! :)

Hypothetical House

Scott and I talk about a great deal of hypothetical situations.  What if, what if, what if....

One of which, recently, was building a new home on some land.  We talked about this over dinner one night with the boys. 

If you are a family member or close friend, step AWAY from the phone.  We are NOT moving any time soon.  It was a hypothetical, okay?  (Mom, if you are reading this, this includes you.)

It would be VERY hard for me to move.  I FINALLY have my entire house decorated just the way I want it and we recently just had the walls glazed.  I LOVE my house and it has really become a home for us.  I can't see ever wanting to leave it as I feel I have invested so much of ourselves in it.  When I walk in the door, I feel at 'home'. 

Anyway, we talked about so many things/plans that it was interesting to see what each of us thought was important and what we would/would not want to change or replace.

Some technical things were wiring all over the house and outdoors for sound, television, dsl, etc.  That would not have even occurred to me.  Another 'guy' thing was a work out room for tae kwon do.  I mean, who doesn't need one of those.  Right?

One thing I talked about was the fact that we don't have a guest bedroom.  I know I'm so impractical - huh?  It's hard to invite someone to stay with you, and then have them sleep on a sleeper sofa. 

Of course we went into much, much more, but if you were able to build a house without any regard to the cost -- what would you want in it?  Is there something you just can't live without or now that you are in a house wish that you had included?

Currently wondering...

why when your child comes home from an overnight stay with a friend and gets rave reviews from the parents about how 'well-behaved' and 'respectful' that child was during that stay that said child proceeds to behave worse than they have in ages...  I'm talking holy terror level.  The time away from said child was nice but I'm not sure it was worth all the trauma that ensued upon the return. 

Also, please remember that girls have slumber parties but for boys they are "sleep overs" -- please NEVER confuse this.  You may not live to regret it. 

HELP!

Does anyone know how to respond to this photo? 

I really desperately need an email, phone number, anything...

It's for a friend.  No, really!

My Candybar Doll

Tada!  While this actual Candybar Doll looks nothing like me, it was fun playing dress up.  I showed Scott and explained to him that they didn't actually have my exact haircut.  Ya know what he SAID?  "Well, this will give you something to work on."  He is referring to the length I'm sure.  What IS it with men and long hair?

And you can go here and spend hours playing dolls too! :)