I usually don't do forwards here but these are pretty funny.
Ladies- If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant fix-me up.
Real Women- If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too darn bad. Please recite the Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
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Ladies- Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Women- Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares. (Mom, of course if you are reading this -- this doesn't apply to me! ) :)
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Ladies- Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Real Women- Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for goodness sake, you are probably lying down on the couch, with your feet up anyway!
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Ladies- To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Real Women- Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs.
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Ladies- When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Real Women- Go to the bakery- they'll even decorate it for you!
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Ladies- Brush some egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Real Women- Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg white over anything, so don't do it!
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Ladies- If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Real Women- Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it! (If only I a neighbor under the age of 80! And of course Scotty, if you are reading this -- this doesn't apply to me!)
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Ladies- Don't throw out all the leftover wine, freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women- What leftover wine??? (Ditto on the Mom thing again)
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Finally -- the most important*
Ladies- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail.
Real Women- A true friend will be sitting nexxt to you saying, "Wow....that was fun!"
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