As we were sitting at dinner with some friends of ours I was recapping my Mother's Day. I was telling Darcella about going to see the movie Mean Girls with my children, my sister and her husband, and my parents! It turned out to be embarrassingly inappropriate for this group but I had no idea. I had heard it was funny.
Darcella asked me for a specific example and I told her a scenario that included the word 'virgin'. I was very much speaking in low tones about this thinking my 8 year old wasn't paying attention.
Much to my chagrin he pipes up and says,"I heard what you said and I know that you are NOT a virgin!" He proclaimed this bit of news very loudly I might add. I am so taken by surprise I am not even sure how to deal with this. I respond by telling him that I was sorry he overheard me and that I was wrong to talk about this at the dinner table and I would discuss this with him later.
"What's the big deal? I know you are not a virgin, because I have seen you," he says. Oh dear! The entire table is staring at me with HUGE eyes and I am beat red.
At this point, I am so lost for words. I asked him if he could tell me if he even knew what he was talking about. He responds that he does and he can prove it!
I get a little brave and ask him to tell me what he thinks it means. "Duh Mom!! You eat meat so you can't be a virgin!"
"Umm, son that would be a vegetarian?"
"Oh yeah! That's what I meant, a vegetarian. You are NOT a vegetarian, Mom."
"No, I am certainly not."
Im not a vegetarian either. But im still a virgin
Posted by: Kennedy's daddy | Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 12:44 AM
Hence the name "Kennedy's DADDY"???
Posted by: Chana/Bunny | Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 03:33 PM
hey thats the moms fault for thinking from the other side,she should eat more vegetables to have a quick mind(bumb) !!!!
Posted by: raaed | Monday, April 25, 2005 at 07:27 AM
Reminds me of a story from the movie "American Flyers", a GREAT movie from the '80's - one of Kevin Costner's first.
Brother 1 (10 years old) to Brother 2: Hey, what is oral sex?
Brother 2 (12 years old): Uhhhh, well, I guess since when you write about sex, it's called written sex, so oral sex must be when you talk about sex.
Brother 1: Oh, okay....
A few days later, Brother 1 returns early from a party, and mom meets him at the door.
Mother: Hi son, why are you home from the party already?
Brother 1: Oh, mom, that party was so boring. Everyone's just sitting around having oral sex!
Mother flies out of the house in terror to break up whatever is going on at the party.
Posted by: BB | Friday, September 25, 2009 at 02:21 PM