You know those moments when you are on the phone and really have to potty REALLY bad but the timing is just WRONG? This tends to happen mainly when you are on the phone to someone that you would not be sharing bodily functions with, by the way.
Well, I was in that particular situation when out of the blue -- I gotta go. No, I mean I gotta go BAD.
So, I go into the restroom very quietly and sit. Now what? I know! Run some water. Right. Ahhhhh...
That feels better. Oops, nowhere to set the phone down (I'm in the tiny powder bath with a pedestal sink and no counter). Great idea. Tell the person to hold on just a sec and settle phone down into pedestal sink. Flush.
Stand up and look at soaking wet phone.
Call said person back on a DIFFERENT phone while removing battery out of soaking wet phone that now will not work and have them ask WHAT just happened.
I went shopping at a Sam's Club yesterday. Anybody that goes shopping at Sam's KNOWS you cannot just run in and run out, or at least not when you are with ME.
I want to look at everything, sometimes twice. The only problem was that it was SO cold in there. I don't know what the problem was but I was gritting my teeth and shaking I was so cold. So, what is one to do but find some warm and cozy item to try on in the clothes section and wear it until ready to check out. Was I planning on purchasing that thing? NO! But I DID get to do my shopping without trembling. It was either that or be REAL conspicuous and wrap myself up in a blanket I had no intention of buying.
I hope whenever you buy something at Sam's you wash your items of clothing before you wear them. You never know what nut jobs have been parading around in them.