Yes, I have been tagged by Party Pascha so here is the latest meme:
Choose five of the professions and finish the sentence...
If I could be a scientist... If I could be a farmer... If I could be a musician... If I could be a doctor... If I could be a painter... If I could be a gardener... If I could be a missionary... If I could be a chef... If I could be an architect... If I could be a linguist... If I could be a psychologist... If I could be a librarian... If I could be an athlete... If I could be a lawyer... If I could be an innkeeper... If I could be a professor... If I could be a writer... If I could be a backup dancer... If I could be a llama-rider... If I could be a bonnie pirate... If I could be a midget stripper... If I could be a proctologist... If I could be a TV-Chat Show host... If I could be an actor... If I could be a judge... If I could be a Jedi... If I could be a mob boss... If I could be a backup singer... If I could be a CEO... If I could be a movie reviewer...
Choose five people to pass it onto when you are finished.
If I could be a librarian…I would always be the first to read the A-list books when they first came out.I would always be surrounded by an abundance of knowledge and just know right where to find anything and everything I need to answer any question.I would ALWAYS volunteer to read to young children and make a comfy area to do so, wearing my comfy sensible shoes, of course.I would not tolerate loudness in the library.I would wear small glasses down on the end of my nose and look over them and down at you if you become a nuisance in my library.I would wear my hair up in a bun with a pencil sticking through it so at 5:00 I could let my hair down and take my glasses off and leave that world behind until the next day.
If I could be a farmer…I would grow all fresh vegetables and sell them at the market.I would wear my Old Navy overalls everyday.People from miles around would come to see what a green thumb I have and beg for my secrets of stupendous farming only to be rejected with a pleasant smile full of wisdom that tells them that they must come into their own secrets of farming and that mine aren’t up for grabs. In the fall I would grow a crop of pumpkins and have a HUGE pumpkin patch where kids could come with their families and have their picture made and take hayrides.We would have roasted corn and hot apple cider and laugh until dusk while the scent of candles burning in pumpkins sends us all into a peaceful retreat for the evening.
If I could be a bonnie pirate…I would sail the 7 Seas in my very own bonnie pirate ship and crew. I would go by Bonnie Blondie and I would be revered by all, highlights included.I would steal treasures and give them to the poor.People would see me coming and know me by my long streaming mane blowing on the front bow of the ship reflected in the sun as sort of a halo.I would dock my ship at sea and swim with the dolphins, making friends with all – human and marine-life alike.I would somehow get all sorts of treasure maps in my hands and take off to sea to save the world.
If I could be a Jedi…I would correct Yoda’s grammar so that I could understand what the heck he is saying and get that dysfunctional Vader/Skywalker family in with the likes of Dr. Phil.They obviously have unresolved issues that need to be talked about so that they can all move on with their lives.I would personally befriend C-3PO and R2-D2.I mean, who DOESN’T need friends like that?Also, my light saber of choice would obviously be pink and I would move the ranks to master quicker than anyone in history.Was there any doubt in your mind I wouldn’t?
If I could be a movie reviewer…I would review every sneak preview and give my HONEST opinion on what I thought about the content, etc.Some of those reviewers that just rave about some of the top-rated films I absolutely hate and some of the films that get nasty reviews I end up loving.I would use a scale that matters to ME so that people that have the same ideas about good movies as I do can look at my reviews and trust that I am telling the truth.Also, I would have a very happy life as a movie reviewer.Who wouldn’t love to get paid to have a date night all the time? ;)
Every morning I open my garage door and pull out, all the while crossing my fingers and saying a prayer that it will close when I need it too. And it does..about 20% of the time. Sigh.... It won't open or close. The little light comes on and it does nothing.
I am just about tired of this whole situation. I finally called a garage door repairman after getting REALLY annoyed on Saturday. They came out and adjusted some 'cables', charged me $150 and rode off into the sunset until this MORNING when once again -- yep, you guessed it: the garage door wouldn't close. I have 2 kids to get to different schools and I was not exactly happy with this situation.
I had to run inside the garage, deactive the garage door opener, close the garage door and lock it from the inside. Then I had to run around through the front door, lock the door and jump back and get the car going again.
Yeah, I know. Cry me a river. Right? Well, yes things could potentially be worse but enough is enough with this business.
When I got home I called the garage door repair company and they came out, only to find out that the garage door was working perfectly -- mocking me with every opening and closing.
The repairman told me that the way my garage was positioned, oriented it toward the sun in the morning and that it was possible that bright sunlight could get in the way of the motion laser that protects the door from closing on an object or worse -- a person. He adjusted the dang lasers.
Has anyone ever heard of such a thing?
So PULEASE....say a prayer for me that tomorrow morning my life will be a much simpler one and that the garage door repairman will quit secretly thinking I must have a crush on him.