Top 10 lists about living in an all male household

Thought it was time for another top ten list. This one is about being a female living in an all male household. It has it's good side and it's bad side. I'll save the best for last.

10 things I wish I could change:
1. Fart games
2. Raised toilet lids (splash!)
3. Lack of privacy (Why would anyone need to go to the bathroom in privacy is what I am asked!)
4. Burp contests
5. Wrestling matches
6. The lack of chick flicks and abundance of testosterone-driven action movies
7. Stinky dirty socks! (GROSS!!! What happens to them during the day anyway?)
8. Video games
9. Being responsible for knowing where everyone's belongings are at any given time (What? Isn't everyone psychic?)
10. Always having my haircuts critiqued (girlfriends don't do this!) to make sure it's not too short

10 things I would never change:
1. Being everyone's Valentine
2. Getting to snuggle with my pick of anyone whenever I'm cold
3. Always getting picked to sit by in the movie theatre
4. Never having to take out the trash
5. Always having the door opened for me and getting to go first
6. Never having to carry in the groceries
7. No conflicting female hormones to deal with
8. Having the title of the best tucker-inner
9. Getting away with stuff by attributing my bad moods to "that time of the month"
10. And last but not least...drumroll please: Being the one and only princess of the house! :)

What would you add?

Comments

[farts and burps]

ER that would be Princess Warrior!!!

[Kennedy's daddy]

But I thought that we were supposed to hold the door open for ladies anyway. Cause thats the gentlemanly thing to do. Plus , if there is a sniper, we're safe . hehehehe

[Joe Siegler]

>> Getting away with stuff by attributing my bad moods to "that time of the month" <<

That always bugged me; women taking advantage of that. Although there are cases the other way - my wife had an ex boyfriend who was a real dumbass. She said that she didn't want to be with him because it was that time.. I've heard that lie before, but she'd say it 2 or 3 times A MONTH. How dumb can you be when you can't put together that pattern?

If anyone decides when you use that excuse, you're in trouble. :)

[Rona]

Wearing mismatched clothing and
no one notices because after all
they are all male.